(Verse 1)
If Graph Goes Up
It's All Good
But If Graph Goes Down
It's All Bad

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 2)
My Favorite Graph Is The One
Where The 1.90 Line Goes Down
While Totally Ignoring The Real World
And Engaging In Total Fantasies

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 3)
The World Is A Beautiful Place
But Only As Long As Graph Goes Up
Because Graph Is The Only Thing That Exists
And Nothing More, Just The Graph

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 4)
If Graph Lies,
It Doesn't Matter At All
As Long As Graph Goes Up
And As Long as Graph Does Not Go Down

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 5)
The Graph, Just Watch It
There Is Nothing More
Just The Graph
And The Graph Only

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 6)
How Many Times Do We Have To Say,
To Convince You Over And Over Again,
That The Graph Is The Only Thing?
But Wait, Is There Anything More?

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Verse 7)
Yeah, I'm Now Convinced,
That The Graph Is The Only Thing
And That Anything Else Does Not Matter
But Play The Chorus One More Time...

(Chorus)
Just Watch The Line
Go Up And Go Down
Graph Goes... Up Or Down?
If Yes, Then All Good!

(Outro)
This Isn't The End Of All
Because The Graph Has Changed
The Graph... It Doesn't Matter
Are You Now Convinced Just Yet?